jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

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timid-crescendo:

rebornica:

accidentally saying something mean to one of your dearest friends

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accidentally saying something mean to anyone

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shervinfoto:

I wonder if beyonce has a booking agent or just wakes up fully dressed and says ‘I will sing tonight’ to a terrified assistant

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kaylaiskrazyforunicorns:

bioluminescent-seadwellers:

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

i-am-salt:

bear-etc:

inthurnet:

a message from mother nature 

mother nature has cancer?

yeah its called the human race



This post got real so fast.
midnight-sun-rising:


You know there are programs that can change your daughters confused predilections.

My heart fucking broke during this scene. 

machinegunsavannah:

Nothing more annoying than someone who forgets about their friends when they get into a relationship….

(Source: savannahsdiaries, via riaxdl)

sippinongenny:

If you don’t respect yourself, nobody’s gonna fucking respect you.

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biologytextbook:

if anne hathaway doesnt say anne hatharrived every time she walks into a room she’s wasting a great opportunity

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