youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

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charliemcdonnell:

how my emotions work

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sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT

"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY

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hohemmo:

If you don’t like 5sos, or anyone for that matter, just ignore them. Don’t follow them on any social media sites, don’t listen to their music and don’t talk about them and DONT SEND HATE. It’s not that fucking difficult. Grow up and get a life.

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hatredly:

some people need to learn this skill called shut the fuck up

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hypeangel:

Ugh, I’m beat
quotelounge:

More good vibes here
"I’m getting bad again but I’m too tired to care."

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

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